If I could be a Superhero…

I was challenged today to come up with some sort of superhero name for myself,a superhero that I could be if for some reason I changed professions.  One of my co-workers decided on spidey-girl,some sort of Spiderman in girl form type thing.  Here’s a few of the potential names that I came up with for myself.

Capitalism Man

Capitalism Man would be a defender of capitalism,his shield the free market,and his weapon the invisible hand.  Powered by distain for socialism and communism, Capitalism Man works to free people of big government and high tarif trade.

The Dramanator

The Dramanator does exactly what he sounds like he does –exterminates Drama.  Where there is drama,the Dramanator will crush it with brutal honesty and selfless forgiveness.  He uses the hammer of Truth,and also has the specticles of true intentions,allowing him to see what everyone intends.  

Secretus,Protector of Secrets

Secretus is a virtual black hole of information,collecting information from everywhere and anyone,and safeguarding it for all time.  Armed with the Golden Rule,a primarily defensive weapon,he can take the pressure as noone else can to protect his charge. 

 These are just a few of the ideas I came up with.  If you were a superhero,who would you be? What would you do? 

 

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